What, did you watch "Goonies" too many times?

Maybe? but who can really say how many times are too many.

Honestly, the reason i choose this name was because i have always really liked my name. why? no one knows, not even me, i just do. i can remember the first time that i saw "Goonies" and i heard Mikey talk about the pirate that his father had told him stories about and i thought "wow, a pirate named Willie with only one eye, brilliant". Ok, i probably didn't say brilliant, but the point is i thought it was cool.

later in life i would be told that there are 2 types of people in the world, ninjas and pirates, and then i was told that i was a pirate. I figure that ninjas are probably stealthy, i am not stealthy, so i guess i'm a pirate, it's a good thing i like rum.