I <3 fast food

And who doesn't? It's fast, it's food & it's bad for you, it's got everything. But you want to know what I don't have? In-N-Out. Fat burger & just about every other fast food joint that everyone always says "ah man, have you ever had ", I always have to answer "no =(" and then I start to cry.

I live in Oregon, for those of you that got your education here in the states, we are the one above California and below the one named for our country's first president (Washington). Here in Oregon we have one, count them, one Sonic, no In-N-Out, and no Fat Burger. We have Burgerville, it's good, I love it, but alas there is not one close to where I live, but then again there is nothing close to where I live.

Now I'm not saying that fast food is the end all, be all, but it's like forbidden fruit, because I can't have some of these places, I want them. Now that there is a Sonic in Oregon, I can have it, but at a price. The drive to Hillsboro.

I paid that price last weekend. but it wasn't just for sonic, a buddy was getting married in forest grove (grats guys). So I took the wife and headed up to Portland, and we had Sonic and then went to the wedding.

*whew* i got a little off track there...

anyways, I'm talking to a friend of mine from California and all of a sudden In-N-Out pops in my mind and I can't do anything about it. So here i am in Oregon, thinking about driving to Washington just so i can get some Fat Burger. I can already tell you that I won't.

So what purpose does this post have you ask? Why, Oh Why, can't I get some cool fast food places here in Oregon? They don't even have to be close to me, Portland (our largest city) or even better, Salem (our second largest city), would suffice. If by any chance that someone reads this and knows anyone from these fine establishments, let them know that Oregon has fat, unhealthy people too, and i am sure they would make some money if they opened one of their restaurants here. there is even a casino or 2 around if that helps close the deal.